Hands Down.

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Halloween Is Creeping Upon Us.

Halloween is soon approaching and I've been contemplating some costumes for myself, i.e. the Sun Drop Girl, Gloria Allred, Consuela (the housekeeper from Family Guy) or maybe Schwarzenegger's mistress (I think Consuela's character is depicted after her). Looking to scare the $%^& out of everyone, get killed, or possibly beheaded?! Check out this mask for a costume, precisely crafted out of latex, and an enormous rarity. I guess that justifies why some idiot bought it for almost a million dollars. Our country is in default, but people...

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For My Fellow Fitness Gurus..

I spent Tuesday afternoon at the bookstore knee deep in multiple fitness publications and came across a little gem that I would like to share with you all... Similar to Groupon and LivingSocial, Active.com launched Schwaggle a few months ago to deliver exclusive sport and fitness discounts on products, races, registrations and gear. The site presents offers 3 times a week and continues to roll out local deals city-by-city with Miami coming soon. Get your Schwaggle on HERE!...

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"My Tears Dry On Their Own.."

               Amy Winehouse was laid to rest today. May she finally find peace....

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A Serious Note

This morning, the nation of Norway held a moment of silence for the victims of the terrible massacre that occurred on Friday in the city of Oslo and at Utoya Camp. I cannot even fathom the terror whirling through the minds of the victims and those who "played dead" just to survive. My thoughts and prayers go out to all those affected. It's an incomprehensible world that we live in. ...

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How To Survive Summer.

Let's face it, it's hot as a chupacabra's squeal up in here. Most of us are indoors on this lazy Sunday, basking in the crisp central air conditioning that we just cannot imagine living without. This ridiculous heat is melting our souls and all hope of maintaining a decent, non-sasquatch-like appearance quickly sizzles before our eyes. For those of us who workout outdoors, yea, I didn't think it was humanly possible to sweat that much either. So how do we survive the summer heat and live to see another season? Let Marissa count the ways... HYDRATE!  I...

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Thanks For Existing.

Me and 'Bo go way back. Fashion Tape: Right ladies?! Self-explanatory. Geniuses. Manufactured in heaven. Give your taste buds a kick in the ass Emma Stone, I love you. Kings of Leon.  My daily staple. Amazon Kindle Philosophy Amazing Grace. Amazing. Illegal tints. To hide from the creeps of course. Mr. Bump Alarm Clock. Throw against wall to snooze! Goody ColourCollection clips. I go through at least 348 per week. Dirty car art. Car washes are so last year... Modern Family.  Dry Shampoo. My...

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Ridiculous Things That Trigger My Anxiety But Shouldn't.

ME IN COLLEGE RELAXING That ten second WWIV of shuffling through my gigantour purse and not being able to feel the cold scratched up plastic of my cell phone against my fingers. Did I feed it to the Ninja Turtles and drop it in the sewer or get pickpocketed by a midget in CVS and not notice? Grabbing a basket at Publix and not planning accordingly. I came for 3 things yet basket is overflowing with nonsense, am walking with a limp from the burdensome and unbalanced weight I am carrying, yet am too lazy to go to the front and get...

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SHEros

Nike has just released its new 'Make Yourself' ad campaign shot by renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz, featuring some pretty badass chicks, two of my favorite, dancer Sofia Boutella and soccer star Hope Solo. Motivation to get out and make yourself BETTER. ...

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Cable TV

Summer shows will soon be over, freeing up room for a fabulous fall line-up. Be on the lookout for some fantastic television scheduling! 16 And BarrenMade: I Want To Be A DiabeticTrue Life: I'm WhiteReal World Planned Parenthood ClinicPimp My Preemie Behind The Music: Rebecca BlackBasketball Wives and MistressesA Shot at Love with Jennifer Lopez Too Many Kids!I Didn't Know I Only Have One LegAddicted and Loving ItKate Plus Some Black GuysNot Enough Kids! The Real Housewives of The Ovibimdu Tribe Keeping Up With Products...

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My Favorite Harry Potter Spells

-Abacadabra-Xfinity Cablioso-Mariska Hargitay-Venti Caramel Macchiato-Rectal Suppository-Wingardium Leviosa-Crispin Porter + Bogusky-Expecto Patronum-Carmageddon-How I Met Your Mother-Netflix Queue-Rick Rolled-Bieber Fever-Repello Muggletum-Get Fit or Die Trying-Squamous Cell Melanoma ...

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