- It should be legal to commit murder in the women's bathroom at a club/lounge/bar. Just saying...
- To the road ragers out there, you realize when you threaten to hit my car, your car will be hit too right?
- Nothing cuter than a guy embodying a healthy ratio of the 4 F's: Faith, Family, Friends, Funnyness (it's a real word for the sake of this post.)
- Ladies, your friends are not mad at you because you get drunk but rather because you're super annoying when you get drunk.
- You're either the girl who minds changing in front of her girlfriends, or does not. There is no in between.
- Coco's Licious clothing line, will be sold exclusively at King of Diamonds.
- Yeah, she showed the X-ray but I still think Kim's butt is fake.
- I am put in the most awkward situations ever. Saturday night, at a bar, a man took off his shoes and asked me to "watch them" as he slowly tip-toed away. I watched them though. I'm a woman of my word.
- My idea of sexting is someone telling me I look tan or thin.
- Don't involve people who ARE the looney ex in their old relationship, in business with YOUR looney ex.
- Mom: What are you getting your sister for her 30th birthday? Me: A UHaul and bridal veil.
- Asparagus is one of the hardest veggies to cook, perfectly.
- I'm glad Hialeah cops get paid to blow kisses... Fighting crime, spreading love.
- Unless you're a monster, there is no way you can watch Lifetime's Coming Home series and not cry your eyes out.
- True Life: I'm Addicted to the Casey Anthony Trial Coverage.
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