Some Things That I Will Never Understand:

• Cole Slaw.
• People who dress up their dogs. Or dress up along with their dogs.
• Canned tuna fish in oil.
• Lil' B.
• J. Crew embroidered critter clothing collection. Who lied to you J. Crew?

• Birkenstocks.
• People who don't clean their ears.
• Jose Baez.
• "I'll take a #3, super-sized, with a Diet Coke please."
• The Monroe piercing.

• The Palmetto expressway.
• Chicken n' Waffles. 

• Tequila.
• Self-tanners. Trickiest things ever!
• Hoochie shorts, especially the chicks who shouldn't be wearing them. No way they are comfortable!
• People who are rude to the help.
• Why the new facebook captchas are the hardest things ever! They are intended to weed out spammers, not people with 20/20 vision! 

• Girls who say "bro". 
• Promoters. You realize you're annoying right?
• The glitter tinsel hair strand extensions. Individual hair strands people!

• Lucy Lopez. Hearing her say "411 Pain" everyday is like a slow death.
• Why the Kardashians are famous.
• Those who religiously shop at Winn-Dixie. Publix > the corner store in Opa-Locka > Winn-Dixie.
• Craigslist.