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Monday, November 7, 2011

Siri Can't Do What Mari Can Do!

Have we all met the newest form of artificial intelligence that has taken over Apple software? If you're ever lonely, just install Siri and brace yourself for the beginning of a beautiful and pathetic relationship.
If you're not an Apple user or cannot handle Siri's recent menopausal outages, Mari is here to keep you in her loop!

It's the beginning of a winter chill so you know what that means...Knauss Berry Farm is back for the season! Gooey goodness and waist thickening milkshakes have returned to pile on to your already gluttonous holiday season.
Open Monday through Saturday 8 am to 5:30 pm. They are here till April guys, so all of Miami need not rush and go this Saturday, thanks.
15980 SW 248 Street
Homestead, FL 33031



The Canes 'Occupy Tally' this week to hash out their rivalry. Best of luck to my boy Lamar Miller! It's Miller Time!



Jay Z and Kanye West are set to take the stage this weekend in South Florida for their "Watch the Throne" tour. I know some people who are going and I deeply envy/despise/hate all of you! ::sticks tongue out::




Your Monday nights need to be dedicated to Brian Williams' new show "Rock Center" on NBC. I am in love with this man. I always have. I don't know if you've seen his interviews or have just been a fan, but it's a shock to most people how hilarious and liberal he really is. His appearance on Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" was ridiculously funny and his sarcasm and unique twist is channeled through to his new evening show.  Love you Bri Bri. Monday nights at 10 PM.



Did you guys see the most recent SNL skit mocking the Kardashian/Humphries divorce? So on point. Now the Kardashians are tweeting about how it was so funny and life is too short to not laugh at yourself blah, botox, boobs, blah. Yea, I don't believe it. They live their lives based on the public's opinion set forth for them. Anyway, it's hilarious. Check it out below:

 



This time change has me feeling all sorts of messed up. Power nap time! Love you followers!




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