"When You Wish Upon A Star, Makes No Difference Who You Are.."

I'm off to Disney this weekend for a race and some much needed escape. I haven't been in such a long time so I'm looking forward to it. Here's to "the happiest place on earth" and to the greatest animated movies ever made, mostly my faves, old school VHS style and freshly blu-rayed :)                       ...

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Top Ten Irrational Fears

In no particular order. Getting locked in a department store and having to spend the night there alone with only the merchandise and mannequins to talk to. Dropping something of importance into a storm drain or street gutter, i.e. keys, phone, self-respect. Falling into a volcano. I don't know how this situation would be set up although I've been to the volcanoes in Nicaragua and uh I saw no safety rails, hazardous signs, or a heads up anywhere, so this one could happen guys. Having my teeth fall out. Could be just one, or all....

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L.O.V.E.

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Insomnia Is A Heinous Bia.

So it's nearing 2 am. I now have a special Apple device catered to my social media and blogging rituals. The BlackBerry will be used for untapped phone calls, sexting, emails to inmates, the usual...Full touchscreen is a bigger mission than Operation Iraqi Freedom. Imagine people with fat fingers...what a struggle that must be besides sitting comfortably on planes... Major late night post-car-accident anxiety ninjas are numbchucking (sp?) the hell out of my brain, which, in essence, is ridiculous considering I can spend all day fluttering around my house like a domesticated and evanescent butterfly, focused on my tasks...

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I Like Your Packaging..

So thanks to my lifestyle of a "clean" diet that I try my absolute best to follow, I stray away from eating most packaged foods. Usually they are drowned in sodium, MSG, and every chemical shit storm you can fathom. However, I did come across some articles in some very note-worthy health nut magazines that listed the best packaged foods to choose from for women (although I'm pretty sure men can and do eat most of this). Let's be real, we live a life on-the-go, so you're welcome... V8 Low Sodium Vegetable Juice - I hear it's best...

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United We Stand

"It's not how hard you hit. It's how hard you get hit...and keep moving forward."  -Randy Pausch, author of The Last Lecture I wasn't sure I wanted to write today. 10 years later. I am too overcome with emotion and overwhelming thoughts and I wasn't sure how I could convey a positive and uplifting message across to you all as I normally do. Here's to trying... I went briefly this morning to my church and lit a candle outside of mass. I lit a candle for universal strength  and remembrance. I didn't light it for myself, for...

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The Months To FALLow

September 23rd marks the first day of FALL! We may not see a beautiful change in seasons like all my pals in the North do, but here are some things that most of us, especially Floridians look forward to: FOOTBALL!!!! I grew up in a household where chants and yells shattered glass and tore down walls due to my brother and his friends watching football. We would run over to the living room to see if a murder occurred, but it was just a natural reaction of watching great football. Outdoor BBQs, all-day tailgating, Fantasy Football, excessive...

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"Hey 12-Grain Bread Makers, Settle The Hell Down.."

I've sort of let go of my standards when it comes to recent television programs and have been dabbling excessively in reality tv. Here are the shows in summation: Flipping Out - I love Jeff Lewis. He's my gubby (gay hubby). Jersey Shore - Watching the disaster that is Sammi and Ronnie is almost harder than admitting that I actually watch the show. Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations - He eats, curses, drinks, and judges even more on this new season. I feel though that he may have forgotten his toothbrush on his travels. Nevertheless,...

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Long Weekend!

Labor Day weekend has arrived! I can't believe it's already September! We are almost 3/4 through the year! Pretty soon we will have the holidays down our throats so let's enjoy this weekend traveling, with friends, family or the stray dogs roaming Hialeah. Enjoy!...

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