Prayers might be just what we need, but can Miami get its athletics back?
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| Golden, I'm keeping the faith. |
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Happy Halloweenie!
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| A-MAZING! |
I'm still costume-less. Story of my life. Some possible costumes are as follows:
Beyonce's fetus
Single.
Lindsay Lohan's probation officer
Nancy Grace's coiffe
An Angry Bird.
Jose Baez, you may know him as Casey Anthony's lover.
Someone who is not pregnant or married (these people exist!)
Gloria Allred and her fake credentials
One of Eddie Murphy's 19 children
A real housewife
A real hipster. Because half those outfits they wear have to be costumes. Seriously.
One of Lil' Wayne's styrofoam cups
Annie Lennox
A waitress just trying to make it in life.
A protester from the Occupy Movement.
Gadhafi's eulogy
Two and a Half Men. Literally.
Deadmau5
Mayhem from the All State commercials
The guy from the Dairy Queen commercials. He's awesome. He rides on captions.
Karl Lagerfeld's collar
The entire 5 seconds of Kreayshawn's "rapping" career.
Jo Calderone. If you don't know, look him up.
Senator Weiner's Twitter account.
Monday, October 17, 2011
"Hi, um can I shake your dog's paw?".."No."
The previous post was meant to be posted Friday. For some reason it didn't post. Anyway, the scavenger hunt on Saturday was amazing! There was a lot going on downtown with the Susan Komen Race for the Cure and all. After hitting most of downtown and the beach with our mini missions we placed 3rd and I won a gift certificate to Brickell Irish Pub so I can spend it on lemonade and salad of course! Yay!
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| Some competition. We repped the []_[]! |
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| We needed a couple to depict Alfred Eisenstaedt's famous WWII nurse pic. Success! |
Friday, October 14, 2011
Finders Keepers! Nannynannybooboo!
My brother signed me up for my first bike race tomorrow guys! Your little girl is growing up! As an avid cyclist (indoors) I am a little nervous to take my talents outdoors. Luckily it's more of a fun, brains vs. muscles, sort of contest.
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It's a scavenger hunt starting in Brickell at 11 am with an allotted time of 3 hours to map a course and find all clues throughout downtown Miami and returning back to Brickell Irish Pub.
It will be a test of my knowledge of the area. Real knowledge. Not the "oh this place here has the best happy hour" or "the doorman at so-and-so likes to be called Pepe and winked at". I mean seriously, grow up.
Anyway, our team name is Finders Keepers. I will be strutting in highly unflattering, diaper-like, Canes cycling shorts, a helmet, and all technological devices I can manage to strap to myself. Yes, they are allowed for research and documentation purposes. Come support or wish me luck!
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Off On A Tangent Inspired By Recent Actual Events
- I'd rather listen to a daily audio book narrated by Gilbert Gottfried than be in Miami without a vehicle. My baby came home today guys, you won't hear about this anymore.
- Ladies, thigh tattoos. NO. Clavicle tattoos of guns, BIGGER NO.
- Boys like bunnies.
- Preconceptions ARE misconceptions.
- As adults, we have no idea what we want to do with our lives. As children we had tons of ideas.
- I cannot wait for "Thirteen Days of Halloween" on ABC Family. Hocus Pocus, Beetlejuice, need I say more?
- Stop looking for blanket approval. Not everyone will like you, and it's usually those who don't know you and don't like themselves in the first place.
- The word minion can be so appropriate to describe some people.
- Foursquare is really stressful to keep up with. My score is pathetic and the only place I'm the mayor of is my own house.
- I wonder what Conrad Murray is thinking about...
- I heard "Have a magical day!" at least 253 times this past weekend. No amount of money, swag, or string cheese could be offered in order for me to say that everyday all day.
- We discovered a planet made of diamond. Too bad we stopped space missions. I bet the Russians are laughing even harder now.
- Miami needs basketball season back :( I'll take a Miami curling team at this point.
- Amanda Knox, home in Seattle after 4 years. Casey Anthony at Starbucks in Ohio. Troy Davis, in heaven.
- The weather is changing! Can you feel it!?!
- Nancy Grace "farted" on Dancing With The Stars last night. She claims she was framed. Hmm, seems like she should get on the air, yell and accuse someone dramatically. I do love her though.
- Wear pink tomorrow.
- I've become an extreme couponer. Not because I ever really use/can find the coupons, but because I get bored on Sunday mornings. LOVE the Target Sunday ads.
- Life goal: to write the captions on Adult Swim.
- To my other athletics fans, check out SeatGeek.com. It's a gem!
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